Thursday.

This morning I went to open my fridge and the door came off. Off to a good start! I managed to somehow get it back on, but once I open it again it will fall right off.

9:30 a.m: Avocado smushed around with a few crackers. So good!

Always looks so huge but it's a small plate, I swear!

12:45 p.m: Grosse salad. Something weird about the arugula. Had it with tomato, goat cheese and balsamic dressing. Did not enjoy.

You want a play by play of today so far? Ok. I want to punch people in the face right now. No one specific - just people. I want to go on vacation for like 2 months and say "Hey, everyone, figure everything out and get it done in 10 minutes with the half assed info I give you". That's my work life.

5:00 p.m: Protein bar

Soo, one of those shity work days. I left work at 9. Ugh. If you knew what it was for, you'd laugh. Let me just tell you then. You know at the end of car commercials there is like 10 seconds of a shot of the car and the price with all this legal you can't read? Yea. We've been fussing over that for 2 weeks. It's recording tomorrow, so of course, at the last minute... everyone changes everything. People know no one reads these right? That having a little more space between those 2 numbers is making no difference on TV? Yea, I'm bitter. So what? You work in advertising. Everyone drinks 90% of the time to handle it. I need to get on that.

9:30 p.m: Had a friggin veggie burrito. Shut up.

I can't get into my fridge without the door coming off. Great. I don't think that'll get fixed til like Sunday. Fabulous.